My neighbour is a cheating bastard! (Hereon known as CB. Hmm.. how apt!) He cheated when his girlfriend was away for a couple of days.
B A S T A R D!
Well, his girlfriend was speaking so loudly even with the french doors closed.. so it would be pretty hard not to hear their conversation. Especially when I was hanging clothes outside to dry.
CB has a very very high testosterone level. Believe me when I say that. He's forever naked (top to toe) in his home. And his poor girlfriend, or should I say sex slave, has already been caught in several compromising positions performing sex acts in their living room.
I told Daphne that this CB can't live without doing it for a day but she just laughed it off. See, no one ever takes my word seriously.
Anyway, I overheard his girlfriend saying,
"How could you have cheated on me?! What the fuck is wrong with you??"
She was very calm. Fierce but calm. No wailing kinda bullshit. I like.
R E S P E C T.
As usual, his respones was "I love you." Yeah yeah, whatever. Thats a lousy excuse. Guys ought to come up with something better than "i love you" in such situations. He's got a hot bod; six pac with defined shoulder muscles, big down-there (HE WALKS NAKED IN HIS HOUSE SO DONT CALL ME A PERV!) and this hot tattoo on his left back. BUT HE IS A CHEATING BASTARD. No amount of physical attraction can make up for such a stinking behaviour.
The moral of the story is, dont ever date a guy who's horny 24/7 because you'll never know what he does behind your back when you're not physically with him.
