It doesn't judge and it gives you your own space but will always be there when you call its name.
It doesn't speak so you can do a monologue without looking stupid.
It makes me happy.
We can share a bed and it's big enough to keep me warm. Who needs boys.
Sometimes, a human-canine relationship works better.
The 29degcelcius weather is too good to be staying at home reading up on accounting.
Maybe later.