It seems as if I'm the only person here who isn't afraid of making enemies.
Yeah. You can call me resident evil. No pun intended.
So the story goes; stupid girl (SG) takes her own sweet time to lay out her clothes in one dryer and after it's filled, she decides, "Hmm. I think I like the other one better". She then proceeds to take out her clothes slowly, one by one, holding it up against the light to check if there are any stains (which is fine because I'm paranoid like that too). That isn't the end. She then flattens out her clothes, panties, jacket, blahblahbullshit ONE BY ONE before putting it into her favourite dryer. Remember that my patience is wearing out cos annoying people don't come to collect their laundry on time which resulted in a shortage of dryers.
So anyway, she hogged the friggin dryer for an hour, repeating her ritual again which really pissed me off. Like there was a friggin long queue waiting for 2 pathetic dryers and she can still take her time to sort out her clothes, rewash her clothes, flatten her undergarments... I exploded.
I think she got quite scared of me but didn't dare to answer back cos her command of English was seriously quite bad. And by bad, I mean really bad. Ever heard ah lians speak before? The whole i'm-not-confident-of-speaking-english-but-have-given-myself-a-christian-name-to-at-least-up-my-coolness-by-half a millimeter.

This was what she said, "I am tri-ying to har-ry up oredi."
Me: Well, it sure doesn't seem like it to me. For heaven's sake, why the hell are you taking such a long time to sort out yr clothes. You jolly well know that there's a long queue and you're not the least bit sensitive. How selfish can you get?!
SG: I nid to flatten out the clothes so it will dry.
Me: What bullshit. I've been here since last sem and no one does it like you. People can flatten their clothes and still start the dryer in 1 min. Who the hell takes 15 minutes to do such a simple task.
SG: I nid to flatten out the clothes so it will dry.
Me: You're just very selfish and inconsiderate.
SG: *hmph!* -took half her laundry and left-

By the looks of it, it seems like she hasn't done her laundry in a month. Eeyuck!
The other guy in the laundry room was like "wah.. you're very fierce leh! But that's how you get things done around here. Good job!"
I'm so used to being hated, I guess it doesn't make any difference if I make another enemy. And honestly, I don't see the point of being a hypocrite. FYI, hypocrites make it to the top 3 of my pet peeve list.