After spending a bomb and enduring all those about-to-puke moments, I'm extremely pleased to have pass my driving test! Kudus, to the nice non-racist tester.
PS:
Swan, aren't you fucking glad?!
I'm gonna come pick you up from yr place the next time round! But we have a slight problem here, how am I gonna convince my mom to lend me her Merc?
e*an said at
11:07:00 pm
It's good to finally know the truth on what a conniving little bitch you've been all along. But the greatest sense of relief I derive, would be from the fact that no one even gives a damn whether you're alive or dead.
e*an said at
5:13:00 pm
It seems as if I'm the only person here who isn't afraid of making enemies.
Yeah. You can call me resident evil. No pun intended.
So the story goes; stupid girl (SG) takes her own sweet time to lay out her clothes in one dryer and after it's filled, she decides, "Hmm. I think I like the other one better". She then proceeds to take out her clothes slowly, one by one, holding it up against the light to check if there are any stains (which is fine because I'm paranoid like that too). That isn't the end. She then flattens out her clothes, panties, jacket, blahblahbullshit ONE BY ONE before putting it into her favourite dryer. Remember that my patience is wearing out cos annoying people don't come to collect their laundry on time which resulted in a shortage of dryers.
So anyway, she hogged the friggin dryer for an hour, repeating her ritual again which really pissed me off. Like there was a friggin long queue waiting for 2 pathetic dryers and she can still take her time to sort out her clothes, rewash her clothes, flatten her undergarments... I exploded.
I think she got quite scared of me but didn't dare to answer back cos her command of English was seriously quite bad. And by bad, I mean really bad. Ever heard ah lians speak before? The whole i'm-not-confident-of-speaking-english-but-have-given-myself-a-christian-name-to-at-least-up-my-coolness-by-half a millimeter.
This was what she said, "I am tri-ying to har-ry up oredi."
Me: Well, it sure doesn't seem like it to me. For heaven's sake, why the hell are you taking such a long time to sort out yr clothes. You jolly well know that there's a long queue and you're not the least bit sensitive. How selfish can you get?!
SG: I nid to flatten out the clothes so it will dry.
Me: What bullshit. I've been here since last sem and no one does it like you. People can flatten their clothes and still start the dryer in 1 min. Who the hell takes 15 minutes to do such a simple task.
SG: I nid to flatten out the clothes so it will dry.
Me: You're just very selfish and inconsiderate.
SG: *hmph!* -took half her laundry and left-
By the looks of it, it seems like she hasn't done her laundry in a month. Eeyuck!
The other guy in the laundry room was like "wah.. you're very fierce leh! But that's how you get things done around here. Good job!"
I'm so used to being hated, I guess it doesn't make any difference if I make another enemy. And honestly, I don't see the point of being a
hypocrite. FYI, hypocrites make it to the top 3 of my pet peeve list.
e*an said at
2:14:00 am
While looking at my past testimonials on Friendster, I came across these.
Posted 12/06/2004
one day the morbiders will take over and kill the funnyless 4s. miss extreme can try shooting her bitching chants but it aint gonna work baby. the morbiders will loom over ur head.
-Phil
?????
&
Posted 10/23/2004
i was HantuRa then. not now. ha.i've since gained weight.but my love for you will never change.
-Dumbbunny aka Clara
Clara is as usual, not funny. And she's a liar. She's still stick thin.
Anyway, no one believes when I say I'm the epitome of bad luck right? Tomorrow, I will post some pictures as evidence. Just tell me, what are the chances of getting your jeans torn by someone else's earrings which somehow landed in the dryer? Plus I dumped my jeans with Kenny's laundry and it had to be mine that had to kena the shit. The washing machines and dryers here are FUCKED I swear.
e*an said at
1:10:00 am
Yesterday was insane. I remember complaining to Yoolz about how sucky Hoyts was in Perth city cos it looked just like Yangtze cinema. And as usual, she was gloating because the cinemas in Melbourne had bean bags and what not. Then yesterday, Kristin, Fer, Hanli, Kenny and I headed to Innaloo where I found something comparable to Cineleisure in terms of cleaniness. Happiness! Just when I thought I'll never be able to watch any movies here. x) When we finally have a car, I'm gonna be a loyal member of GreaterUnion.
So we embarked on our moviemarathon which left me a little giddy by 5am.
Okay. Enough of holiday mood. Must start on Japanese. Must buy groceries for Thursday's dinner. I'm making gado gado. Must do tufuckingtorial.
But at least there's LA and San Francisco to look forward during Winter break. HAPPINESS!!
e*an said at
10:30:00 pm
Honestly, the Aussies here take Good Friday too seriously. Or rather, public holidays in general.
Nevermind that all the shops in the city are closed (which henceforth spoilt my plans of getting my skirts, more winter clothing and yoghurt. pfftttt), the four of us decided to head to Tiamo for a proper dinner since Hall food sucked as usual, only to receive another rude shock. Seriously, the food there's overpriced but we decided to treat ourselves as we have been good children by staying in for meals. The Dominos/Broadway pizza delivery boys didn't even have to pay us a visit this week!
But the bloody bill amounted to close to 50 buckeroos (DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PACKETS OF YOPLAIT I COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH $50?!) when we only ordered two plates of caesar salad and 6 pieces of garlic prawns. Nevermind that again.
Then we saw the fineprint.
-Extra 10% GST on Public Holidays-
Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf!! GO AND DIE. I feel so cheated!
--
I'm tempted to walk over to Kenny's room and fling the PS2 outta the window. Only thing that there's a wire mesh. They've been doing the Winning 11 thing since 12am. Very noisy. Oh yeah. ManUrass game on tonight.
It feels like Friday the 13th.
e*an said at
3:08:00 am
Half the time I'm wondering, why am I always buying your bullshit stories when deep down inside, we both know it means jackshit.
This time, I'm giving up for real.
e*an said at
12:51:00 am
And again, UWA proves itself capable of setting semi-difficult and lengthly papers for us to finish within a short span of time. Obviously there was a mad rush trying to finish the paper, punching the AC button over and over again cos you just can't fucking get the answer. And how can we forget the unanimous "tsk's" when frustration sets in.
All in all, MA was a fucking, fucking disaster. I swear I'm gonna wash my hands clean off any mofo accounting unit after this semester. I think I just heard
mar saying, "I CONCUR!" x)
But on a happier note, it sure felt good chucking the 15% microecons assignment into my tutor's pigeon hole. And getting over with the 40% MA mid sem exam on the same day calls for a moviemarathon.
EASTER BREAK, HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!e*an said at
4:44:00 pm
e*an said at
4:14:00 pm
Just because my toocoolforyou camera takes pictures of high quality that Friendster rejects, people like you would have to put up with my photowhoring here. This goes back to last Thursday.
T'was such a nice sunny Thursday afternoon. This is my clean&green university
Then it was off to Paramount for SSS's Mambo Red when the sky turned dark
Ah.. a collaboration by UWA, Curtin, ECU and Murdoch University
Nicole and I
This is Sophia
Raychelle, Mel, Jeanne, me and Daphne
Nicole+Mark, Kenny+me
Daphne, Andrew, me
This is the weird girl who folded up her ankle length skirt.
THIS IS MY MR2!!!!!!
Looking damn stylomylo in the drivers' seat ayeeeee
"Eh-yo! What the fuck is your problem, mate? " *Iris was wasted by then, hence the wide cheesy grin*
HappyHappy x)
And because I have school tomorrow, I shall look at this familiar path and mourn
But this, is totally mindblowing
e*an said at
7:53:00 pm
The dice and Red house from the Monopoly Set. Cute eh?
Ok.. This guy is cute. Just that this photo doesn't do his cuteness ANY justice because our dear friend, Kenny, was being jealous when I asked him to take the picture. x)
Hahahahahaha!!! Sister Act
Shrek!
Everyone should kowtow to this guy. The wind was biting and yet he was prancing around in this skimpy dress.
One of the nuns was trying to exorcise Herbie. It was fucking hilarious.
Gorilla trying to attack Grim Reaper who's selling the newspaper.
This is so fugly. 5am in the CBD area of Perth trying to sell some R(A)-ted newspaper to unsuspecting victims. Hohohohoho. I swear we almost died of hypothermia.
Tin cans
Sweeeeeetttttttt
Ok.. I dunno if this is the real LV leather but fuck! He owns a Z3! Fake also become real already.
This is totally PIMP MY RIDE, OZ
Then it was off to Paramount for SSS's Mambo Red when the sky turned dark
Ah.. a collaboration by UWA, Curtin, ECU and Murdoch University
Nicole and I
This is Sophia
Raychelle, Mel, Jeanne, me and Daphne
Nicole+Mark, Kenny+me
Daphne, Andrew, me
This is the weird girl who folded up her ankle length skirt.
THIS IS MY MR2!!!!!! 
Looking damn stylomylo in the drivers' seat ayeeeee
"Eh-yo! What the fuck is your problem, mate? " *Iris was wasted by then, hence the wide cheesy grin*
HappyHappy x)
And because I have school tomorrow, I shall look at this familiar path and mourn
But this, is totally mindblowing