I've been suffering the aftermath of last night's supper with the uni people.
Well, it makes me pretty elated, seeing my stomach getting flatter after every visit to the toilet. Have tried yoghurt, prunes, prune juice, bananas, papayas etc.. basically the things that can make you shit without popping pills into your mouth. And the winner of all winners would be......................................
OYSTER OMELETTES.

Don't believe in all those trashy advertisements saying "Weight loss guaranteed in 2 weeks!" and be tempted into buying weight loss pills. It just makes you shit- Their so called detox programme. So expensive summore! Might as well head down to Newton Circus, order 2 plates of or luat and finish all the chilli they provide. Go home for a good sleep. Tomorrow will be a better day.
Disclaimer: Only for households with toilet seats.

Don't come biting the hand that feeds you, or in this case, the mouth that offers good advice (and helps you save money). If you lao sai until your legs tremble because you have to squat for 20 mins, which might then result in you losing your balance and getting your leg trapped in the hole, and then you have to call the fire brigade to knock the ceramic to free your leg and blah blah blah blah blah... don't you dare shove your medical expenses in my face.
You have already been warned.