Hunger pangs seemed so foreign for the past 2 weeks or so.
Missing out on breakfast and lunch, and then skipping dinner because they were serving steak
and pork..
And then I have to put up with this bloody stingy neighbour who haunts me day and night, just for a packet of Indomee in exchange for (lessthantopgradequalitykindofrice) porridge she made for me.
Firstly, not like I used up the whole bloody packet, please. I do not have a classroom full of boys undergoing puberty, residing in my stomach you know. It was a meer what.. 1/4 cup!?
Her: Aye! Are you hungry? I overslept and missed dinner.
Me: Erm.. alright I guess. I didnt eat dinner either.
Her: I got rice.. can cook porridge. You want? (read: she
offered)
Me: You cooking? Ok la.. just a little bit will do. Thanks.
Her: Ok! Then you can give me a packet of Indomee later ya?
?????
Iris says I should have paid her 20cents instead of exchanging noodles for it. Come to think of it, I
loogi-ed 30cents. But not like I can buy anything off the shelf for 30cents. Pfftt..
But aside from her stinginess and the retarded questions she bombards me when she knocks on my door, she's alright I guess.
I know you guys wanna know what kinda retarded questions she throws at me right?? Ok, actually, I'm itching to tell also. Hahahaha!!
First of all, I really
hate it when people do a series of rhythmic knocking on my door. Blink182 isn't holding an audition for a new drummer in my room.
So I open the door and she greets me with a very enthusiastic "hello!! what are you doing?"
What does that mountain of books you see on my table seem like to you? Can't you see that the website I'm currently on screams "SCHOOL PROPERTY"? Maybe next time, I should ask her to come closer to my laptop, point at the lower righthand corner and indicate "see, it says 'local intranet'. I'm studying la.. in short."
Nevermind that. I tell her I'm studying and she repeats,
"oh.. studying ah?"
"ya.."
"so you busy la?"
"ya.. quite. first paper's on saturday."
"mine's on thursday!! faster than yours."
"oh... (don't you have to study??!) then u better get going."
"hai... i'm damn sian and i got a headache again."
"*takes panadol from my drawer, shoves it into her hand* na.. go take some and sleep early k? bye!"
Sheesh... alright. That's it for my morning rant. Bye people.
