Most people would think that the yellow skinned are the most cheapskate race right? Guess what? The whites are just as bad.
Hall's having this ball at some shady hotel tonight and the tickets are rather pricey for such a dumb event. I think it's $35 for non drinking tix and $70 for drinking.
My neighbour, Laura(ang moh that migrated here from South Africa), and my distant neighbour, Cindy(from USA) didn't wanna pay for the drinking tickets so make a quick guess on what I saw on the way back to my room..
Me: "Why are you drinking now?"
Laura: *already tipsy* "Ah.. cos we didn't wanna pay for the drinking tickets so I thought of this ingenious idea. Damn good eh? And guess how much it costs? $4.99!! 9.5% too!"
*unanimous laughter which turned into a howl from them*
Me: "Laura, I think you're already pissed."
Laura: "Hey! I thought I was being damn smart alright?!"
Er.. right..
So while the ang mohs and a few SingaporeanwannabeWhite make their way to the depths of shadiness, my little peewee league from Hall shall head down to Northbridge for dinner.
Whoever stays back in Hall to eat shit food tonight, is really the loserest loser.
