Me: That brunette is from my macro tute.
Iris: Say hi to her la!
Me: I dont think she recognises me and I think she's racist.
Iris: You mean she told you??
It's been raining like shit and I bet the highest temperature didn't hit more than 14 degrees when the sun's up.
People who know me well enough will know how I
HATE to carry an umbrella even when it's raining. I'd rather be drenched cos I think it's damn aunty-ish.
Ya la.. siao.So anyway, because this is Australia, and the weather is crazy, I decided to use one.
This was what happened.
Iris: WAH LAU EH!!!!! I tell you, I'm gonna become Mary Poppins and fly away with the umbrella la!
2 mins later...
Me: Iris, I think your umbrella is spoilt.. the top is flimsy.
Iris: OH FUCK SHIT!!!!! Fuck this weather I tell you.
A few hours later...
Iris: Eh.. the wind here very scary leh.. it makes howling noises, like wooooo. Last time I used to read story book then they always describe the wind howling nonsense. Malaysia don't have.. Singapore also don't have right? First time I'm hearing it. And I'm scared.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA