SOMEONE ATE MY B&J AGAIN!!!!!!!Seriously man.. if the pint hasn't even been opened, ie the plastic wrapper is still attached, would you be so thick skinned as to open it and EAT OUT OF THE FUCKIN PINT????? WHEN YOUR SURNAME ISN'T SEE???
This was the last straw man.. I threw the pint into the dustbin with 3/4 ice cream left in a fit of anger.. and when I regained sanity, I fished the contaminated crap out again and added tons of salt into the already melted ice cream and re-freezed it.
I just thought of something else. Later on, I'm gonna go let my dog lick the ice cream and put it back into the fridge. I don't fuckin care if my 2nd sis eats it. The two scandalous couple can just perish together. Though I don't think dog saliva mixed with salt would cause them to die.
And I don't care if I just accumulated more bad karma. People who lack basic courtesy don't deserve my respect. And now that my folks are away, he's been PDA-ing in my presence, staying till 3 am "watching soccer". Their eyes are on each other.
1. Soccer fuckin sucks. SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.
2. I bet they had sex on my bed when I return home late.
3. My sister has no right to gimme a lecture on pre-marital sex when she doesn't even do what she preaches. Fuck off bitch.
Yeah.. she was cohabitating with that fucker when she was studying in the ohsoprestigious University of Melbourne. Fuck off. I'm just waiting for the right time to break this news to my parents. Oh how it would break their heart.
Told you, don't mess with me. I have my means and ways to find out things and sometimes, I don't even hafta trouble myself cos I'm a news magnet.
I'm not making a huge fuss solely over the ice cream matter. This is accumulated angst. Ask anyone who has seen the fuckers. I swear it's hate/resentment/repulsion at first sight.
I don't even wanna come back for their wedding. Yes. I rather spend one more week down under than to congratulate them.
