Dad started his weekly rant about how my jeans are always worn so low and my tops are so short.
"What kind of image are you trying to portray to others? What's the meaning of showing your stomach to the entire world huh?? Learn to have some self respect."

O.K.A.Y. So first I'm accused of watching porn, now I'm a slut in the making. My dad's sooo cool. Didn't you guys wish he was your father too?
I ought to revert to the old school fashion of wearing big T-shirts, or should I say authentic Ralph Lauren polo tees cos I'm wayyy cooler than the ah lian piangs on the streets. Erm.. and probably drop by FEP and see if they have any more Fubu jeans left from 2000. How can I pose in town without sport shoes. HOR??
God damnit!
You think that's the end of the story? No.. He had to say,
"If you were a boy, I'm 100% sure that you'll be those that will wear caps the wrong way round, wear your jeans till it looks like it's going to fall off. *I stopped listening from there* "
Right.. that old man is so living in the past. Sheesh!