I think the witty kinda funniness runs in the blood. No. I'm not talking about your average talk cock sing song kinda funny. After reading this particular individual's blog, I realised that none of my friends are actually funny anymore. Sad to say, *siao and biatch, who used to top my list of Miss Funny, aren't tops anymore. I'm gonna be a selfish prick and not share the url. Hahahahaha.
But I'll be nice to share one example. x)

My ancestor was a chinese court official in dunno which dynasty and the emperor, being a cocky new age arty farty ruler, decided to give him 2 surnames. As such, I am the 17th Generation of the *beep* clan. My granddad spent 10 years creating a Big Red Book documenting our roots and origins and stuff and what to name your kids. My dad says that when I become a grand dad, I should carry on and make another big red book. Yah yah... I'll make love nonstop to my wife until I die. Then my own nuclear family alone can form one big red book by itself. Mr Lee would be proud of me too.
To protect the identity of the person, I've decided to censor his surname.

And it's official now. Just awaiting the arrival of impending doom. Oh yay!!!