G'day mate!! Sorry for the cheesy greeting.. Haven't exactly tuned myself back into the Singaporean mode. Dead boring anyway.
Well, to spare myself from repeating the same thing to so many people, I'll summarize what happened in Sydney.
Make a guess:
.Exciting morning shags vs the beeping of the hp alarm
.Climbing of the Habour Bridge vs taking photos of it from the ferry
.Visiting clubs vs hibernating in the hotel room playing Cluedo and Uno
.Patronising posh seafood restaurants at Cockles Bay vs indulging in cheap instant cup noodles every night(room service too)
.Having a personal butler vs the weird room service guy who speaks funny
Quite obvious eh? Heh.. Anyway, being tourists, Angela and I went to the scenic places. It was a great achievement for me cos I was NEVER interested in looking at waterfalls and mountains whatsoever. But then again, it's all for experience.
Yup. Aussies are lazy fucks. I still can't believe they only have late nite shopping on thursdays. Now that just sucks ok.
Erm.. trying to think of interesting things that happened along the way. Ok.. I busted $1200 on lots of shopping/food/gifts. Just kill me. I won't have the chance to spend that much ever again. So there you have it, another experience. Phil, I did not buy cheapo bras ok. They were wayyyyyyyy too large. Maybe they'll fit your ass.
The weather was awesome but somehow, I managed to develop fuckin heat rash on my back and it affected my sleep damn alot. Oh yah.. I went on a go-green shopping trip. Biatch semi fainted and bf wanted to box the living daylights out of me. Hahaha.
OHHHH.. we were bored fucks and there were no nice shows on tv so we decided to pay and watch what the hotel calls "erotic adult movie". It was just as bad as the Paris Hilton sex clip please. I think it was more hilarious than erotic. So there I was, laughing away whilst Angela was stunned. It was seriously very very bad porn. Doesn't do justice to porn shows, not that they are respectable or anything. You get the gist right?!
The flight back was dreadful. Human traffic congestion at the customs and we were the last few ppl who haven't boarded. I was wheezing and panting and on the verge of fainting when I reached the departure gates. No joke running with a heavy bag and plastic bags in tow. Did I mention I was trying to catch up with the stupid girl who was running so damn fast?! Erm.. The Cinderella Story(again), Bride and Prejudice(damn predictable), and Friends helped me pass time. I can't stand taking planes.
Anyway, I miss my AFs damn alot. I didn't know my bf loves me so much, I didn't know Biatch misses me that much too. But to the rest, I'm back!!!! Escape ok? And *siao, as promised, I got you your bday present. Don't complain and kp so much k..
This is trashy. I think I'm suffering from mental retardation now. Afterall, Sydney is damn slow although it's a cosmopolitan country. Whatever. The OC there is still at the beginning of first season, showing Marissa and Ryan getting together. WTF. Bye!
Photos are still with the bestie so you just have to wait.

*I'll just stay here and watch you leave