BITCH FIT!!
People who can't spell basic words properly should just piss off FARRRRR away from me. The same goes for those who alternate between caps and small fonts. Don't they just irritate the constipated shit outta your anus?! I almost forgot.
Piangsters included. My God. What's with bad english?! You're forgiven if you tried to speak well but failed.
Lemme give you the definition of a
piangster.
1. Speaks with "den hor", "lor!!!", "leh!!" and "worZ" in every sentence.
2. Mispronounce elementary words like "children" as "chew-ren", "MRT" as "M-ah-rer-Tee", "orange juice" as "or-leng jooze", the letter "R" as "ah-rer" etc.
3. Wears Harijuku style and end up looking so goddamn
uncool.
4. Still using IRC.
5. Using nicknames like "xIaOgUrL-insertlast2digitsofbirthyear-", "xIaoBoI-insert2digit'code'-", "LoNelYgErGeR" or similar fuckshit nicknames.
6. Is an ardent fan of 5566, F4, Energy and fellow poseur boybands.
7. Uses neon construction paper as words, with black background as the "thing" you bring to a concert. Words like " -insertnameofsinger-, WO MEN YONG YUAN ZI CHI NI!!!" are pasted on it.
8. Calls the radio station esp 933 or 91.3, dedicating songs to friends like Sandy, Meiting, Yvonne, Benson, Johnson, Derrick, Calvin(beng's spelling) or any name you deem lianish/bengish.
9. Dedication that goes something like "Hi. My name
ish meechelle and I
will want to dedicate the next
sorng to ............. tanks! -insertradiostation- rocks man!"
10. Limp and flat rebonded hair for girls/gel that is smeared all over the hair, flattening it. Either that, or it's spiked up sky high. ps:hair is all of the same length, doing an impersonation of Bart Simpson. Excuse me, ever heard of wax or clay?!
11. Take neo-prints with the "peace" sign and one leg lifted.
12. Absolutely adores japanese anime, often using them as blogskins.
13. Combs with a sharp end is a must when going out. Better to show the end sticking out of the pockets of some cheapo jeans.(subtle signal to rival gang->don't mess with me cos I've got a weapon; my comb)
14. For girls, one must constantly whip out the pocket mirror to check if she needs to touch up on her makeup. The more foundation slapped on the face, the better it is. Afterall, looking pale and sickly is "in".
15. Going under the sun is a definite nono. No choice? Use sunscreen with SPF 75. Loads of it.
Err.. I think I just went off tangent. From piangsters to bengs/lians. But if you think again, most piangsters are lians/bengs. So there.
Can imagine?! Please don't assume that I'm condemning my own race. People who speak proper mandarin(w/o the lahs, lors, and whatnot) and listen to Jay Chou's music aren't piangsters. (i.e, me) Hur hur.
Whatever. I'm done with the bitching. Suddenly, I feel thankful that I'm not stuck in some pianged-up junior college. And I'm certain my gfs share the same sentiments.
*I had this wonderful dream. It felt so real. But as I've said, it's a dream.
