My bf has ran off with another man. I feel so retarded now. Without my bf and the morning hugs which she so hates cos she'll have to be in the constipated position till my teacher comes along, my life is gonna become a mess. That's cos she ran off with a man. Damnit. Tricia Low, don't lie. Although you told me the truth over the sms yesterday.
I haven't been a demanding gf for the past 169879198 hours right? At least I don't force you to say things. But now I'm gonna make you do so. I'm gonna duel with the man like how Harry Potter duelled with Lord Voldemort. (ps. I finished reading the book for the 2nd time). If I lose, I'll let you run off with the man but before you do so, ask him to be a MAN and fight it out with me. Hur hur hur..
Okay. I had my fun. Sorry to my bf for making her so embarrassed. x) Bf oh bf, I love you sooo much although you still never pay attention while reading my email even after reading twice. This shows how much you love me. Hmphh.. I can't wait to see you in school! Then clara you and I can sit next to each other during the exams but I hope I don't have to see KB Ong standing by your table looking quizzical just cos you fell asleep after 30 mins into drawing pentagons.Hahahahha. We shall go shopping together and siaoing with siao and the rest at lido like the past ok? Take trillions of stupid pics with the bunny and crystle ok? Okokokokok?
You've been the bestest bf anyone could ask for. I bet you're even better than a real bf cos you don't have a threatening dick. Muahahahhahhahahhaah.

*Confused little girl