All hail the Sun pls!!! The weather seemed a lil depressing when I opened my eyes in the morning.. but when ulynn and I set foot on Sentosa, the sun was scorching hot. Being the lazy ppl we are, we decided to cab down to the beach from Habour Front. Screw you suckers who joined the queue that's 10 years long.. Chose the ever perfect spot, laid down the towels, applied a galon of Golden Sun Tanning Oil. It just occured to me that the both of us are the most bimbotic retards in the universe..... Decided to get that tanning oil with spf 0 because it says GOLDEN sun tanning oil. Golden=nice bronze tan. I swear those producers will make us go bankrupt in no time if they keep coming up with names that appeals to bimbos like us. urgh. Well, back to the main point. It didnt make us as golden as I've assumed, only after we paid for the thing. Dang.
Anyhow, I'm seriously tanned. Good shit I'd say.. At least I'm no longer the sickly yellowish looking e'an that everyone remembers me for. At least for a week. Ulynn, hahahah.. you're as red as a lobster. I hope you don't come to school looking like a cooked prawn.
All of you know that i'm a damn racist right? I dragged ulynn outta the sea cos Mats and smelly Indian mamas were congregating in the water. Hahhaha.. Now, i'm considering going against specific groups in my race. i.e, chinese ah bengs. No wait, i've already detested them from the start. The water was real bad.. the flabby mat with ultra big boobies was the major eye sore. Her boobs are seriously way way huge. And saggy. Is there such thing as a double E cup? Think it fits her. Its like Ulynn's and mine combined tog, times 2. Ultra gross. and the mat friends with them were all having quickies in the sea. And chinese ah bengs were basically filling up the condoms with water. Thinking its the coolest thing on earth to play with. See.. that's why i got outta the water. But went back in when i was too hot. I kept a safe distance from the alienated ppl of course.
Wenqi, sorry for being way way late... but i'm glad the ppl that should have came, came. And those who are seriously disliked, aren't present. Jas's friend is like so damn chio. and LMK hhahahaha.... no comments. Bad bad body.
Babes, we gotta go tan as soon as my tan fades. Mo, you're invited this time. I can't bear to exclude you since you're the only one who's willing to get baked with me. x)

*Aint gonna diss it