Sorry to all... My home's computer has contracted some big time fucked up virus. As a result, I can't even access IE. The only way out is to use the school's lousy computer.. That takes 65765465 years to load a page. hahaha.. Anw, ulynn wants to make a guest appearance. Later on. The past week has been incredibly lousy. Even more so yesterday. Jacked like big time. But anyway, I've kinda lost most of it... Movie with the girls later. I think. LJ's turn now

That's LEE LAN-JIAO to you, SEE FUCK'OFF. I hate damn bimbos in the toilets who put their stuff inside there and disappear, then expect no one to go inside the damn toilet cubicle. HELLO i don't care if you were there 2 hours ago, as long as you are not within a 4 metre radius of the cubicle, I AM GOING INSIDE TO BATHE! Mass PE is for fuckers, after next next week there will be no mass PE for us anymore. Whatever, MOVE BITCH GET OUT DA WAY!

Its me again. Yah balls.. fuckin bimbotic sial LLJ!!! hahah.. KMMS is a fuckin bimbo with fuckin "butterfly" stuff on the hair. Its a thing cos I don't even know how to describe it. Its smth wrapped ard the pony tail, fastened with a wooden chopstick like thing. YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA!!! Do away with the tribal fuck shits la.. BITCH! I can't stand her fake accent. Neither can LJ and the AFs. KMMS, YOU SUCK MY ARSE!!!!

lan jiao wants onion rings....... =) and she wants mao kai's phone. MK! lend her the phone.

Ok. The bell's ringing soon. We had fun taking pics during the prize presentation.. using a damn phone pls.. hahahah
Off now

*Onions rock

Its starting again. Fuckit.
2 weeks was the longest ever. This time, I'm sure I'm gonna surpass 2 weeks.
First time I allowed this to over-rule my number one priority in life. No more nitrogen shit screwups. I'm mugging hard tonight.
You've been cussing me for sure. So here's to you, FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK!

*Get over

Bf, it was interesting sharing those stuffs with you earlier on... I seriously thought that my parents were the only one engaging in those healthy living kinda activities.. Remember to keep your ears tightly shut, and pretend that you don't know anything.

*Weirdly funny

Due to LJ Lee's incessant naggings, I've decided to blog.
My gfs should know the reason why my blog's left to rot. And to sum it all up, his reply aint exactly promising.
Anyhow, school's been feeding us with weird homosexuality talks by a homosexual himself. Leslie Lung. I've noticed a similarity amongst homos; they're genuinely nice. Seldom would you find a homo being hypocritical. I think homos should be accepted in our so- called liberal society. Fuck those retards who discriminate homos on ground zero basis. Hur hur.. Ok.. maybe not all. The mat trans and her whole gang who tried to resort to violence on me should be banished to hell. Yup. Thats that.
Clara and I finally got down to talk. Nothing big or whatsoever. Just like the old days, bitching. This time, about how gay Leslie Lung was. He's really really funny. Mo, I miss the old days far more than anyone. Basically, everyone who existed in first 3 mths. Yew Long, Vincent, Deon, horse face, erm.. the stupid cat. high ppl. Our weekly outings to ssc just to catch up with them. Chan Kah Man and his honky talk. Wahahah..
I figure that bf and I have pretty doughnut socks. You should join us in our fashion parade. Folded socks are passe. Rolled down socks are in, babe..
Ah siao, not sure if you're reading this but I'm grinning from ear to ear just recalling about what happened after Math lect. Instant reaction from the both of us when Foundation Woman came along.. hahahahahhahahaha... I'm sorry to stay in that awkward position cos my attire was all wrong. And thank god my hand wasn't on yr arse. She'll first catch me for my skirt, socks and blouse and then send us for counselling.. But I love you, siao.
I need retail therapy. I hope everything goes well on fri so after watching "The Rise Of Hitler", i'm going down to town with my classmates for some kickass shopping.
Debs, I'm still going shopping with you too after yr papers.. Don't worry. Ey, why don't you ask A.A to ask her stupid son for the letter, then you go read it? She adores you more than the stupid son anyway... Was she one of the ba gua golfers when you went to the club with yr dad? x)
Nothing exciting happening. I'm off

*Lil' brat

Clara, your tag just made me realise how much I miss you, having a more significant part in my life. You were my shoe buddy, the person I hung out with 24/7 during breaks, at the grandstand when we zhaoed classes, outside the toilet for our hourly break, basically we were stuck together like glue during school hours. You were the one who waited at the bus stop for me when I woke up at 7, just to accompany me if I was really late and had to do detention, though we decided to zhao with Ant and Mo to get the fake mc. You were also the one whom I shared my daily secrets and updates abt you-know-who. We used to laugh and joke so much. We used to give each other hugs and squeal when you or I reach school. Used to do all of those in 1st 3 mths. Its all different now.
How come everything went downhill after we got posted to diff classes? I really wonder. I noticed that we hardly see each other anymore, expt during morning assembly. You don't come for chem lect anymore and I don't join u guys during our same breaks. Everything's just so distant between us. If I were to update you abt you-know-who, i'll take at least 3 days. So much heartaches and shit, but I didnt confide in you. Its like this mo-relationship has lost its chemistry. I dunno how to rekindle the flame esp now, when I'm always going home to complete my tutorials. You have dance when I'm free. Never seem to be able to make time out to bitch like the old days. I'm really sorry mo. I don't know what happened! But I'll tell you one thing for sure, I love you still as much as the past. That'll never change.

*That feeling still lingers

HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, SHAUN!!!! x)
I've decided to turn the table around. I wrote a letter. Was contemplating whether to send it. With much hesitation and persuasion from my gfs, it's signed, sealed and to-be-delivered first thing tmr.
Didn't manage to deliver the tear jerking effect in it. But that's not the point. People who have read it would know the deeper meaning behind those superficials. I'm actually kinda scared to find out his response. With all the bad luck aura around me these few weeks, I'm quite certain that the letter will amount to more bad luck. But I've sorted out the pros and cons. It's written. He should read it. Crossing my fingers, hoping that even though things might not work out for the better, at least I still get to keep the friendship.
I might not live to see saturday as I've got a fuckin fish bone stuck deep down in my throat. The incompetent doctor at the clinic couldn't gorge it out and in the midst of doing so, has literally strained the muscles on the side of my jaw bone. The one connected to the tongue. Fuck you. He wrote a letter of recommendation to go to NUH by tonight, and charged me 12 bucks. 12 buckeroos for trying to kill me and inflicting pain on me. No medication and a lousy hand written letter that is impossible to decipher.
I'm still at home as you can see. Cos the A&E department at NUH is impossible. I'll prob be the last on the list. Fish bone stuck in throat case. What a joke! I'm hoping for a miracle to happen, so I don't have to go down to Mt Elizabeth and stick the scope thingy down tmr. I'll regurgitate, and then die from the immense pain. Now you know why I might not live to see saturday? In any case, I just wanna tell my 2 besties, my AFs, my ba gua gang esp cookie monster, one half of the CS and Jas, Debs and Squirt; that I love all you guys to bits and pieces and I'll carry the memories with me to *heaven. (Hope I haven't done too much evil to deserve bad karma and henceforth, be banished to hell)

*Biodegradable, is it?

It really makes me stop whatever I'm doing and ponder about how on earth can I even laugh when crap shit as such is happening to me. Laughter aint the best medicine. Perhaps its just all make-believe and that by laughing, all the discomfort and hurt will go away. I'll believe it if I were 7. Not 17.
Its been close to a week since I last heard from *. Don't bother. Cos I'm trying not to give two hoots about it. Trying.
It'll be better if I heard you speak the blatant truth. I know your conscience won't pry its way into the depths of your soul. So speak up! Seemingly nonchalent but how sure am I? No confidence I might say.

*...

Two words: Screw Technology
Damnit. I was typing a fuckin long entry and the comp decided to restart by itself. All those viruses from kazaa must have been feeding my comp all these while. Even hoobastank's the reason is broken up and echoy.
Everything's pissing me off. I'm procrastinating so much that I had to turn down the offer from mo to go watch saturday night fever with the rest. Screw that!!!! Plus I have heat rash all over my body. From my neck down to my legs. So much for sun tanning. Woke up at 11, went to get lunch with my sister. Slept at 2 to 445pm. So much for homework too. I have 7 chem essays to complete, read thru my international trade,complete my confidence interval and to do the gp essay. ALL BY TODAY. I'm damn damn screwed.
Had a miserable dream. Something that I would consider sweet misery. Debs, its happening again. I know I shouldn't be bothering you with such trivial matters which at the end of the day, wouldn't mean shit. Esp now that you're encountering worse off problems than I am. But seriously, it felt so real. The texture of his palm, the adrenaline rush, the "fake orgasm". Urgh!!!!! Kill me pls. I woke up in cold sweat once again. How can something that happened on 24th of july last year, reoccur in my dreams now??? It's impossible and I'm trying my best to not believe it. And trust me on this. Either eileen got her facts wrong, or your mom was playing broken telephone. I'm 101% positive that what they told you isn't accurate. And I'm not risking my pride to ask him. I need bitching badly!!!!! Call me when you're free. I end early on fridays though. Like 110pm. Is it a good thing that our lives ( his and mine) are somehow intertwined? Like somehow or rather, I'm unable to break free; to live my own life for good and not hear stories about him and his well being. Moving on doesn't exist anymore.

*This girl isn't her

All hail the Sun pls!!! The weather seemed a lil depressing when I opened my eyes in the morning.. but when ulynn and I set foot on Sentosa, the sun was scorching hot. Being the lazy ppl we are, we decided to cab down to the beach from Habour Front. Screw you suckers who joined the queue that's 10 years long.. Chose the ever perfect spot, laid down the towels, applied a galon of Golden Sun Tanning Oil. It just occured to me that the both of us are the most bimbotic retards in the universe..... Decided to get that tanning oil with spf 0 because it says GOLDEN sun tanning oil. Golden=nice bronze tan. I swear those producers will make us go bankrupt in no time if they keep coming up with names that appeals to bimbos like us. urgh. Well, back to the main point. It didnt make us as golden as I've assumed, only after we paid for the thing. Dang.
Anyhow, I'm seriously tanned. Good shit I'd say.. At least I'm no longer the sickly yellowish looking e'an that everyone remembers me for. At least for a week. Ulynn, hahahah.. you're as red as a lobster. I hope you don't come to school looking like a cooked prawn.
All of you know that i'm a damn racist right? I dragged ulynn outta the sea cos Mats and smelly Indian mamas were congregating in the water. Hahhaha.. Now, i'm considering going against specific groups in my race. i.e, chinese ah bengs. No wait, i've already detested them from the start. The water was real bad.. the flabby mat with ultra big boobies was the major eye sore. Her boobs are seriously way way huge. And saggy. Is there such thing as a double E cup? Think it fits her. Its like Ulynn's and mine combined tog, times 2. Ultra gross. and the mat friends with them were all having quickies in the sea. And chinese ah bengs were basically filling up the condoms with water. Thinking its the coolest thing on earth to play with. See.. that's why i got outta the water. But went back in when i was too hot. I kept a safe distance from the alienated ppl of course.
Wenqi, sorry for being way way late... but i'm glad the ppl that should have came, came. And those who are seriously disliked, aren't present. Jas's friend is like so damn chio. and LMK hhahahaha.... no comments. Bad bad body.
Babes, we gotta go tan as soon as my tan fades. Mo, you're invited this time. I can't bear to exclude you since you're the only one who's willing to get baked with me. x)

*Aint gonna diss it

Dang... just when i thought i'm safe from Willy, he caught me today with a short skirt again. Will be going thru the same process again on monday. This time with Trina's. hur hur... It was serious madness... Saw him, ran to hide, decided to take a short cut to the lecture theatre by by-passing his office. All thanks to Ferene...-rolls eyes- Bish Bang. He came out the same instance. I literally ran to the LT and he gave a mad chase shouting " STOP THERE E'AN" There.. I'm famous already. He can even remember my name... That's impressive.. Uber uber dead on monday. I'm gonna wear the mother long skirt everyday of the week once i attend assembly till i end school. Then its short skirt!! x)
Anw, caught The Passion of the Christ.. Wonderful production by Mel Gibson. Ulynn was practically sobbing from the whipping till the end when Jesus emerged from the tomb. It was damn cruel and heart wrenching. But then, it serves as something we can learn from it. Prejudice and discrimination. Religion. Perhaps, it'll help gimme some pointers for my gp essay since my brain capacity contains nothing but gossips, math formula and chem stuffs... i lack concrete knowledge for arguments. See my point?
Sun tanning with my classmates and the usual peeps... I seriously hope i'll come home with a tinge of pinkness and a even tan. Am not enthusiastic to encounter the same shit the other time; the moment we set foot on Palawan, the sky became overcasted. Rain Goddess's doing. I love you, mo!!! *muacks*
I'm getting a lil groggy... Must be the long day I had. Adious ppl..

*Sweet misery

I was literally the coolest thang when the clock striked 11. Sashayed down to the crowded canteen with my new skirt, with crystle and sam behind me. I swear, heads literally turned. Sam, i'm insisting that I attracted that crap load of attention. Not becos yr baby and you look alienated in outside clothes. Its ME.
- all bow down to respect the new nerd queen-
I bet everyone had a good laugh at me. Had comments about me looking like a nurse, a maid, having even shortier legs.. yada yada. I'm seriously too uncool for the school in short skirts. See, when I'm in a skirt that goes all the way to 5cm below my knees, ppl pay attention to me. Heads turn, ppl cheer. I'm instantly the next she William Hung.
All that trouble crystle went thru to meet me to pass me the shorty skirts were paid off. William Hung said I looked wonderful in that 50cm long skirt, bloused so tucked in that I looked like a typical neighbourhood school ah lian, and socks that were more than 6cm above the highest point of my shoe. Of course. Like whatever.
My class will be tentatively converted into a mini movie theatre tmr at 310pm. Anyone interested, can go to 2t30. The passion of the christ will be aired. Ulynn said not to start without her so yeah. 310pm. It's gonna start promtly if there are no hiccups. Equiped with laptops from the library, connected to the speakers in the class. Dolby Surrounded. Economical way. I'm helping all you ppl save money aiight?! x)


*I've been certified S T R E S S E D

Long skirt, high socks and I'll be the next nerd in cj. Yup. 445pm and William Hung caught me with a short skirt, elastics in my blouse and accused me of lying when I said BP passed me in the Short Skirt Test. Yup. I'm now more famous than him. My name's taken down, together with my class. Surrendering 2 short skirts, compliments of crystle dearie. -muacks-, and will wear my lovely Micky Tan socks.. Ooohh.. Don't I look darn pretty, girls?? x) I have a great plan in mind. I aint gonna say it out cos that'll just jinx everything. I totally adore my school and am proud to say that i'm a cjcian. -ouch- did that sarcasm get any of you?
Hypocrites, I like not. Bitch. Your face is simply revolting. It'll even scare off the ghouls and ghosts during the 7th lunar month. Your voice? I say you're better off being a mute. Responsible? I'll be a mother of 10. Irritating, sickeningly gross, pompous bitch? Some one gimme a high five!!!
School is becoming more of a place of confinement. That's exactly what it is anyway. Counting down to the time whereby the bell rings and I'll be let off to civilisation. 'least till the next morning. Honestly, aren't any of you sick and tired of oblinging with Asswipe's rules that makes no sense? If only I were born a caucasian. I'll be born with the guts to retaliate and not succumb to being his next victim. Damnit. I'll take the gun and shoot him dead. Just like the massacres in US. I'm Queen. hur hur
Btw, I think I get high on coke. In fact, I was feeling a little queer and seriously, I couldn't walk straight. First time ever. Maybe the manufacturer added some guiness stout into the coke. Go try it. From the vending machine at the hostel. Sorry I had to blabber nonsense. My brain aint functioning properly. CRV and Point Estimation have to be the culprits. Enough of DP. I'm sure he's no more than an eye candy. He's jinxed. I got caught while trying to catch a glimse of him at St. Cecilia's.
Enough gibberish ranting. I'm leaving.

*Sex, drugs and birth controls

My oh my... that sickening whacko gp teacher was damn bitchy... it was so obvious she was out to find fault with me. I was just thinking, a person like her who's more than twice my age, and yet trying to seek revenge by getting back at me, has maturity level at ground zero. Loser. I came to a conclusion that she has an unhappy marriage. Pretty damn sure abt that. And the only way for her to vent her frustration and angst is to get back at students whom she's blacklisted. Thats me... *points to herself*
Anyway, smth really funny happened during math tutorial.
Melvin: Eh... When you rub your gun, what colour's the glue?
Brian: errr
Me: WTF?? You bloody gay fucks... what do you think you're doing????
-5 mins later-
Melvin: Later go your house or my house?
Brian: My house la..
Helen: Can I join?
Me: Go there do what????
Brian and Melvin in unison: Play balls
Me: OH FUCK... SICKKKKKKKKKKK...
-A few more boys requested to join-
Me: Mass orgy???* laughs hysterically* Choo Choo Train style???
Wenqi: Shut up la, E'an..
Xavier: This is the gay's association.. pls go back to where you belong..
Oh well.. that was an entertainer for 10 mins..

*Lost love is still love

To all my AFs, all of you saw that guy. I still think he's cute.

Anyhow, PTM totally sucked. How sucky? To the point where I was seriously fuming mad and that I almost cried. Not that I was sad but tears of anger. FUCK YOU, ANGELINE KHOO

*Mothfucgly

The ultimate coolest thing happened yesterday. Bf, ulynn and I carried out on our little expedition to Old Holland and I was supposed to meet debs. Called debs and she just shouted my name as though she saw me. True enough, she did!!!!!!! Okay wait. that didn't make sense. I was supposed to call her when i reach but she was already walking towards me. The plan wasn't confirm which made it cooler. Forget it. I'm still not making sense. Btw debs, diane is so cuteeeee... and i love the way she rolled her eyes! Ahhahaha.... anw debs, it IS the "coolest" thing ard... I made my friend take a pic of it. Damn cool. Its like sua ku tourist taking pics of "Disneyland"... x)
Cookies' texture sucked but seems like everyone who ate it liked it. Not complainin... hahaha.. Ulynn, maybe we should mircrowave the butter next time... or maybe the tons of chocs we added covered the awful taste!!
Today's the unexpected spot-the-eye-candy day... Yup yup yup.. I saw THE eye candy from j1. No worries.. He's our age and fuckin cute. ok. maybe not fuckin cute but cute enough. Even Yanying said so!!!! Ulynn, our block aint deprived no more... There's the eye candy. I'll tell u ppl his name tmr. I found out his sch, name and class. Turns out that he's maokai's friend!!!! Girls, pls get excited together we me. IT IS DAMN COOL!!!!!!!!!
Lastly, I hafta congratulate my sexy for getting first in discus. Muahhaha... Sry. Cldn contain that laughter.. x)

*Snort