No time for long posts so here's the shout outs, basically to reply those tags.. haha
Crystle: You were right about the person. I still have to go on the promised trip to subway with you, though i dunno when, and to act out his stupid tone. err err err heh. *ilu
Debs: That guy whom i want to tie up in car tyres is that fucker's best friend. erm. not sure if its BEST friend but they're in a clique.. told u, birds of the same feather flock together.. ok wait.. maybe i got that idiom wrong.. but u know what i'm trying to put across right? both are fuckers. but that fat fucker is a worse kinda fucker. So we have to tie him up together with cheena bitch!!! x)
Ness: !!!!!! you do come to my blog!!!! i'm so happy... hahaha.. i so know that you lovee butterflies and so do i.. i'm contemplating whether i shld get a butterfly tattooed.. its been a year and i'm still thinking... the more i think , the more i back out on myself.. damn screwed. Anw, its ok.. you have the permission to laugh.. i'm trying to make a joke outta that fat fucker anyway.. hehe.. i just realised the previous entry made me sound so sec1, when i was even more imbecile.. *groans*
Yinghao: YES!!!!! he is an extremist of the loser.. i think i can give him the title as king of losers... just look at what he calls his clique.. The Dynamic Trio.. get anyone get him some life? Its like as loserfied as what Mooney calls her clique... OH.. he's a rugger who self proclaimed that he has passion for the sport. It now confirms the loserness of cj rugby team. I'm so ashamed man.. He shld just be the water boy la... thats a position that might be even too good for him. Shld just kick him to pluto where he can freeze his candy ass off. Urgh
Steffie: I'm sure you know him. Has the initials KJH, hangs ard the only rich fucker in cj and is also called " THE BODYGUARD", "THE 2nd DOG" and " FAT BLOB"... of course its funny.. clara or bf just told me i'm a living joke. Hahhahaha... ah siao... i'm here to join you.. had fun at camp? with him?? OH MY GOD. you'll nv believe what bf and i did yest. we saw this grp of sji guys and there was this cutie amongst them.. we were like totally eyeing him the whole time and then tried to stalk them but lost sight of them. tmd.. he's either from hockey or rugby.. can u ask alex??? HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!! simply reminds me of my bastard... hahaha

This is for everyone... that fat bastard( not MY bastard. two totally diff ppl) called me up to apologise. He sounded like a loser even when apologising. He made his bro call me and then i hung up. He then called me apologising cos of his bro's prank call. I was "uh huh-ing" all the way.. so then he was like " errr... errrr.. errr... " for one whole min. I got damn irritated i told him to get to the pt. Hahhaa... i bet he peed in his pants cos he said this" erm... i'llcalluback" ..took that opp to call crystle to find out that HE called HER to ask if i was still pissed.. *rolls eyes*
Then, he called back saying ermmmmm again.. what the fuck. Then said " actually.........( i swear he sounded as if he was gonna profess his undying love for me, and i was trying so effing hard not to laugh.) i called to.........................." me:" apologise?" him:" errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.."
Proved my pt that he's so hum. I just realised my description of the whole thing is so bad. forgive me. And also, i said that this post is only for shout outs but seems like its more than shout outs.. having incoherent thoughts again... my apologies.

This are 2 conv that was gg on b/w bf and i yest.
Bf:"Eh... my breast very itchy.. like got mosquito bite!"
me:"I help you scratch?"
bf:" DOWAN LA!!!! later you sratch it* away"
*it-breast

This is abt fake boobies(fb) and her bikini:
me:" how come fb wear white bikini still cannot see her nipples arh?"
bf:" you nv hear of nipple sticker before is it?"
me:" siao arh.. where got ppl wear that to swim?"
bf:" den she dont swim la.. just sit and tan"
me:"but still, can see the shape of the sticker wad"
bf:"oh ya..... den maybe she doesn't have nipples"

ppl... can u laugh? I know you're gonna say its not funny but it really is!!!!! at least raise the decibel of the weakometer la.

*Laughhhhh