mother fuck shite... i just typed a long entry and it got deleted.. today isn't a good day... e'ching and i were walking along heeren when this weirdo came up to us and asked us to search for his contact lenses coz it fell out from his eye. ????!!!!! i mean who in the right frame of mind wld put on contact lenses in the middle of a bustling Orchard Rd?? ok.. so we were looking for it but to no avail.... i told him to take a cab home since he was complaining he was as blind as a bat with only one side of proper vision... said he had a headache and yeah... so we carried on searching.. ironically, this 2 ah bengs came along and helped search for it. yes. ironically.... we have stereotyped ah bengs as useless scumbags of our society, haven't we?! bloody piece of shite.... that guy was irritating lah... told him we cldn find it but he was holding us back, asking us to find... i told him most prob someone must have trampled on it and its gone.. he insisted anyhow... and then, he said" hey guys.. you're on Gotcha!!"
IMAGINE THE HUMILIATION WE FELT!!!!! we wanted to so die at that point of time, like dig a hole and bury ourselves underground! thank god i wasn't in my uniform, unlike e'ching, who unfortunately was in hers... now the whole world will know that hcjc produces good samaritans..
it might seem as if i can't take a joke... i can.. but not in a situation whereby the stupid fucktard expression you portray when looking for some INVISIBLE stuff, gets aired on national television!!! and like what the fuck? i thought Gotcha was long gone?! since when did it make its way back into the media scene?!!! worse still. e'ching went on telling him its dangerous to put back the contact lens into his eye coz it's dirty, and that her friend had a serious eye infection after she did the same thing...( she's too sweet and nice for her own good.) now the joke's on us, cousin....
we didn't bother turning to see where the camera was hidden... we were hurrying along to somewhere else. to hide our embarrassment.. i was like screaming!!!! everyone thought we were crazy fools!!!! to make matters worse, in the movies, this ang moh girl kept laughing at stupid scenes in Pirates of the Caribbean, treating it as a comedy.. loser... was soooo annoying that it got on my nerves.... but the show was good... so that cheered us up a little... seriously, after this incident, i wouldn't bother to stop and help anyone, anymore... it doesn't pay to be kind... yeah so ppl, be sure to catch me on tv when the show's aired....
and we're still wondering, if the ah bengs were part of the whole trick.. they didn't even ask that man what was he looking for.. they jus stared at the floor and seem to know what he lost... can someone give any answer to my doubts?
*I'M ON TELEVISION, GAINING MY 5 MINUTES OF "FAME"!!!!! hurray~~~~~~
